As far as I can see these teenage layabouts are happy to spend there time clogging up city centres spewing drivel from there stupid Reebok covered faces and stabbing everybody who so much as looks at them. They talk a form of English, if you can call it English, that is incomprehensible to everyone except fellow Chavs. As far as I can tell they were put on this earth to fill tracksuits and to give us all a good laugh when they put their foot though a wall or nearly kill a mate by spinning them on a roundabout with a scooter wheel. Don't get me wrong I take huge pleasure in seeing tracksuit clad idiots of the world nearly killing each other. To be honest if you and you mates die thinking it's a good idea to use a 150cc Moped to spin a child's park ride then so be it. It's called natural selection. It means there is one less idiot in the world for me to hate (which is nice).
If they're not on buses playing music, and I use the word music in it's loosest form, without headphones bothering everyone with ears that function. They are stood round a flaming bin of dead OAPs texting each other because they have given up on speech.
I have found my self pushing my house key through the gap on my fingers so if, heaven forbid I do have to punch one of them in the face, I'll fucking kill them.
End Of Rant.
I feel better now.
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